Ophelia Joined The Group Maidens Who Don't Float is a hilarious book in which some of literature’s greatest characters are on Facebook. Hamlet’s King would be a zombie (he’s a big fan of them). Hamlet, of course, would be a fan of daggers. Ophelia would go mad via status update: “Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.” Earnest Hemmingway would take the “Are You A Real Man Quiz”, Don Quixote would vow vengeance via SuperPoke, Jane Erye would listen to Jay-Z’s “A Hard-knock Life” on repeat, and both Virginia Woolf and Ophelia would join the Group Maidens Who Don’t Float.